All My Best Friends

Philosophers and poets, and songwriters too,
Have told stories through the ages,
'Bout what friends can do to you.
Their envy and betrayal, can drive a man to drink,
Or land a man in jail
That is why I think......

All My Best Friends, Are Behind Bars,
Sometimes we take things a bit to far,
Oh but, I don't mean they're bad men,
Please don't take it wrong when, (I say),
All My Best Friends, Are Behind Bars

I spent the better part of my adult life,
Fightin' with best friends and arguin' with wives,
And tryin' to convince some judge I'm just misunderstood.
Then a bartender showed me the secret to life,
Is a smooth sippin' whiskey and a handful of ice,
Since then its all been downhill...yeah...life is good.

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Jim and Jack help me through hard times,
Me and Jose party till sunrise,
Johnny Walker helps me walk the line,

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