All Men Are Liars

All men, all men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls, bring rusty pliers
To pull this tooth
All men are liars and that's the truth

Well do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit it was ghastly
He said I'm never gonna give you up or let you down
Well I'm here to tell you that dick's a clown

Though he was just a boy when he made that vow
I bet it all that he knows by now

All men, all men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls, bring rusty pliers
To pull this tooth
All men are liars and that's the truth

Among God's creatures man must be
The most slimy and slippery now
There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit
Behind the little moustache he grew, a shifty brute

All the one's start choking on the words they ate
Sweating on getting their stories straight

All men, all men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls, bring rusty pliers
To pull this tooth
All men are liars and that's the truth

All men, all men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls, bring rusty pliers
To pull this tooth
All men are liars
And all men are liars
All men are liars
All men are liars
And that's the truth