Ain't No Trucks in Texas

There ain't no bar
on the edge of town
ain't no guitar
with a lonely sound
there ain't no band
playing that song
about some girl
that's been gone too long
There ain't no trucks in Texas
ain't no football in the south
aint no bourbon in Kentucky
and I ain't drinkin me some now
ain't no stars in California
Memphis never had the blues
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas
and I ain't missin' you
There ain't no phone
sittin' by my drink
I don't hope it's you
everytime it rings
And I don't care where you are
I don't wish you'd turn around that car
I don't call your friends
I don't wanna know
I don't regret lettin you go
And there ain't no trucks in Texas
ain't no football in the south
ain't no bourbon in Kentucky
I ain't drinkin' me some now
ain't no stars in California
Memphis never had the blues
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas
and I ain't missin' you
They don't get high in Colorado
or party down in New Orleans
ain't no losers out in Vegas
ain't no Jack in Tennessee
I ain't had me one too many
and if you believe that's true
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas
And I ain't missin' you
I ain't missin' you