Ain't Gone Bump No Mo With No Big Fat Woman

Three nights ago
I was at a disco
Man I wanted bump
I was rearing to go.
This big fat woman
bumped me on the floor.
She was rearing to go.
That chick was rearing to go.
Then she did a dip,
Almost broke my hip
She was getting down.
That chick was getting down.
She wanted to bump some mo,
But I told her no.
You done knocked me down once.
You done knocked me down once.
Said if you want to dance
Find you a big fat man.
Y'all gone and get on down.
Y'all gone and get on down.

Chorus:
I ain't gone bump no mo with no big fat woman.
I ain't gone bump no mo with no big fat woman.
I ain't gone bump no mo with no big fat woman.
I ain't gone bump no mo with no big fat woman.
I ain't gone bump no mo with no big fat woman.
I ain't gone bump no mo with no big fat woman.
I ain't gone bump no mo with no big fat woman.
I ain't gone bump no mo with no big fat woman.

Somebody take her.
She's too big for me.
She done knocked me down once, down once.

She came over to me,
Snatched me out of my seat.
She wanted to get on down,
Still wanted to get on down.
I told her to go on
And leave me alone.
I ain't getting down
You done hurt my hip once.
I know what you'll do,
I ain't gone bump with you.
I don't feel like getting down.
Don't feel like getting down.
She just shook her head
At every word I said.
She wanted to get on down.
That woman wanted to get on down.
She did that dip again
And I hit the floor again.
She was getting down, Lord,
That woman was gettin down.

Chorus

Somebody take her.
I don't want her.
She done hurt my hip.
She done knocked down.
Done hurt my hip.
She done knocked down
Somebody take her.
I don't want her.
Say LeRoy,
You can have this one too.
This big fat woman
I don't want her