Ain't Goin' Down On Brokeback Mountain

Now I've been up the Chisholm Trail
Been through Death Valley hot as Hell
I rode across the dusty plains
There's cowboy runnin' through my veins

But I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

Well I've watched the herd from dusk 'til dawn
But I did it with my britches on
You can have a chew, you can bum a smoke
But don't go reachin' for my rope

I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

Whoa Willie, that last note sounded a might queer

What you do's your business Hoss (Yo lay hee hoo)
You can buy me a beer and then fuck off

But, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)
That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right

Oh! what the hell? Oh, that's my saddle horn