After School

LL Cool J
I know a honey named Millie, raised out in Philly
Body so illy she make a grown man silly
A brainiac really she pretend she dilly
Like, "Why you always look at me like that, you feel me?"

P. Diddy
There's a girl named Wendy, love black Bentleys
Nails in her mouth, stay tryin to tempt me
She rolls with her sister and they both real friendly
It wasn't like that when my pockets was empty

LL Cool J
Shorty named Suzie, not quite a floozy
Let's just say she has a problem bein choosy
Scarf on her doobie when she in the ja'causezi
On the celly with her man, "Love you - I'm at the movies"

P. Diddy
Bird named Chyna (baby where you find her)
Uptown, she wrote a map down with eyeliner
Hotness, two or three girlfriends behind her
(On Amsterdam, lay in the lane, dippin despite her)

Chorus P. Diddy and LL paraphrasing "Rappers Delight"
So after school, I take a dip in the pool
Which is really, on the wall
I got a color TV, so I can see, the Knicks play basketball
And we talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards, more money
Than a sucker, could ever spend
But I couldn't give a what about them cats you with
Get your friends baby, jump in the Benz

P. Diddy
I got a judge named Donna, I call her Your Honor
Whylin out with the gavel and the silk pajamas (let's go)

LL Cool J
And then there's Tamika, the seargeant gets deeper
She turned the bass way up and wind on the speaker
Girl named Kelly, rhinestones in her belly
Curly red hair, crackin jokes in the telly
Game concealed, a female Machiavelli
Hopin and prayin that I ain't ready for the jelly

P. Diddy
What about Asia (major flavor)
Can you feel it? Nothin can save ya
Once again I got 'em catchin the vapors

LL Cool J
Mr. Smith bout to get this paper
Paparazzi, pleaase give me a minute
You're pushin me to the limit, I know that I represent it
Be easy

P. Diddy
Tammy, down in Miami
Fa'scheezy baby uhh, I see you at the Grammy's

Chorus P. Diddy and LL paraphrasing "Rappers Delight"
So after school, I take a dip in the pool
Which is really, on the wall
I got a color TV, so I can see, the Knicks play basketball
And we talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards, more money
Than a sucker, could ever spend
But I couldn't give a what about them cats you with
Get your friends baby, jump in the Benz

P. Diddy
Everybody go - I wanna rock right now
LL and Diddy, we came to get down
Yes we're internationally known
For making movies and the microphone
Cause we get crazy, I mean outrageous
You rollin with us? You rollin with flavor

Ask Penny, I call her Good'n'Plenty (why?)
Cause after the show, there's nuttin open but Denny's (oh yeah)
Maybe the waffle house, down South there's many
She fix me a T-bone and take it to the Bentley

LL Cool J
Little Shaniqua, from Massapequa
Went and bought a beeper so I could reach her - anyway

P. Diddy
When you talk about Diddy and L
You talk about careers that's hard to kill
The whole entire globe recognize the grill
Walkin down the red carpet we're chilly chill

Chorus P. Diddy and LL paraphrasing "Rappers Delight"
So after school, I take a dip in the pool
Which is really, on the wall
I got a color TV, so I can see, the Knicks play basketball
And we talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards, more money
Than a sucker, could ever spend
But I couldn't give a what about them cats you with
Get your friends baby, jump in the Benz

P. Diddy
Everybody go - I wanna rock right now
LL and Diddy, we came to get down
Yes we're internationally known
For making movies and the microphone
Cause we get crazy, I mean outrageous
You rollin with us? You rollin with flavor

Chorus P. Diddy and LL paraphrasing "Rappers Delight"
So after school, I take a dip in the pool
Which is really, on the wall
I got a color TV, so I can see, the Knicks play basketball
And we talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards, more money
Than a sucker, could ever spend
But I couldn't give a what about them cats you with
Get your friends baby, jump in the Benz

Everybody go
LLFriends to the end baby, y'knahmsayin?
PDGot history baby
LLNot even, no question about it
PDWe won't stop
LLYeah never, word up, we keepin this money
PD10
LLOh yeah
PD10
LLRockin with my man, rockin with that Bad Boy cat
PDUncle L
LLRock the Bells
PDA.K.A., Black Elvis
LLP. Diddy
PDDiddy
LLHottest man in the city
PDY'all see it
LLWord up, please believe it
PDSmile at it, love it, embrace it
LLAhh, grin baby, grin
PDGet used to it
LLThat gettin money smile