Abercrombie Jeans

Well I know this gal from California
She's as perty as a perty gal can be
I know that gal knows I like her
And I'm perty sure that perty gal likes me
Everything's fine except for one problem
She wants a big, expensive diamond on her hand
And there ain't no way that I can settle down
Cuz I'm playing in a rock and roll band

The rock star life or a young and perty wife
The question is, which one will it be?
All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans
Enough to drive a man like me crazy

Well I like my life as a bachelor
I've got a dirty house and my cooking tastes like scat
I go out when I can, I always dress just like a man,
I don't go nowhere without my trusty baseball cap
Now that perty gal wants to take me shoppin'
Buy me clothes and shoes that look real nice
But I don't want to be bossed around
I just want to paint the town
Not paint my hair to look like Vanilla Ice

The rock star life or a young and perty wife
The question is, which one will it be?
All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans
Enough to drive a man like me crazy

Well I like that gal from California
But I'm afraid that I'll just have to move along
Live my life up on the stage
Play guitar like Jimmy Page
Taking candy from a stranger is just plain wrong.

I've got my G-string on and I'm lookin' for love
G-string
G-string

The rock star life or a young and perty wife
The question is, which one will it be?
All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans
Enough to drive a man like me crazy

The rock star life or a young and perty wife
The question is, which one will it be?
All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans
Enough to drive a man like me crazy

Abercrombie Jeans