"Friends.. countrymen.. lend me a dollar! Ahh ha!" > Damon Wayans "How A dollar." "One dollar.." > Dan "I got money.. I got your poor measly.." > Eddie Murphy "One dollar.." > Dan "Can I a dollar?" > BizMarkie "Nigga you ain't shit.. you shit when you was here! I seen you do shit all that's the same shit you was doin the poolroom nigga It nuthin -- let me have a dollar" "Can I have a One dolla" "One dollar.." -> Dan "How -- A dollar." "One dollar.." -> Dan "One beer? Man you gotta give me a for a beer"
Tone] Check out One time, a man Common and the Unamerican Caravan The true b-boys, dem dere and we in Yeah, ya know, the Southside of Chicago and we front Who me? I am Twilite Babylon dread, Bumstead, and we come DIS
This the of somethin big Methink I ya gonna dig it It's time to plant the Hip-Hop's the tree and fig it it out, the mic, I'm rippin it like a ligament Gimme a light a Bud Light, and shit'll get lit just like a I'm a b-boy so test me, many rappers don't impress me You try steppin into my city I'll, Snipe em Wesley So you be on your way, I'm doper than Marion Berry, hey Wake up everyday and make-up rhymes but I'm not Kay Some say I'm dope as fuck, some my rhymes incest My flex is kinda mean yo, so hey kid, These nuggets, these nuggets, these nugget uggets with some peas and a hole in the (cool, cool) Dear Liza, Minelli, I jam like and I got what, helly what, HELLY RHYMES I can remember times when for a 40 I had to beg for Nobody really gave a, so I had to beg for Now what do niggaz do when got not food Skibbidy skap and bust a rap So I pick up the pen and then begin the to get to pumpin like all the people let me talk, let me say somethin Cause nothin for nothin nothin, I got nuthin to lose I put, nuttin in my notes, I'm not your when I got nuttin to use Dues gettin credited, now I debit my bank Not on a blind date, could I see me out by glutteus, glutteus, maximus, maximus I'm a mister-gis-ta-spas-ta-gis Spectacular, the I Count like Dracula You can't cut the rug, because you suck, MC Up Rappers I skip on like Walter Their ain't no way or half-step, and a rhyme like a bicep Some steps concepts, but umm, WHO cares Not even the damn People the Stairs
Tone] Interruption, True runnin shit Unamerican Caravan, beatin you Den dere's de man who don't Yo Com, come back with Sense, UHH
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, here I come, I come (what?) A-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, here I come, here I (yeah!) I'm comin the mountain high as lower than a valley I'm the cat, from the alley, from the back, rally and tally up points, joints, risin to the tops Somewhat of a playwright, cause like a stage I got My crew's a strange brew, a drink a day'll the stink away We through AA, but hey, what can I say? Say say say, you want, but you'll pay the con-se-quences Cause Mister Common is (yeah) not gonna it, so leave you better believe it Even if name ain't Ripley, cause Ripley don't know diddley Hit me one time, two times, for the Heyyyyyy, but I hit a skid, and I peel out like MC Eiht, damn I it Earn my the old fashioned way - I steal it thief in the temple, I hit em with a blow Somebody done stole my beeper but I'ma the show I'm throwin a Hoe into a bro and tellin her go for what you know bruh, the people me go under Yo we gotta gotta get we gotta get we get Gotta get, gotta gotta get get over over the rainbow, I'm still the same old same old Ringin around the collar, borrowin a dollar, my balls Dirty drawers, see the kitty titties Video watchin from the city I'm the rappers go home cause they have to Them be callin Ork, come in Ork, Nanu Nanu The perfect stranger, comin in to a, fuck a new Cause Jeffrey where Osborne, and see I'm only Doin anything to make a buck, what the fuck I do what I go (*echoes*)