Luyện nghe bài hát A Night On Dildo

Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in song are real place names that we found in an atlas, 'cause we can read!
Yeah, we can read!
Yeah, literacy!

Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland, ya in the sea
I love you oh so very much, I joined the
To show you people the rock when tourist season's here
in my opinion it' s a gem throughout the year
Well if you're one for swimming, don't think it's reach
You can go and a dip along Groswater Beach
I know the misleading, that's quite a problem here
Instead go to Goobies and have ourselves a beer

From Woody Point to Come-By-Chance to good ol'
Come take a look at Gander, mighty grand
Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's fine
So spend a night on if you think you've got the time

you can go to Blow-Me-Down before it get's to dark (GASP)
Oh sorry ma'am, I have said, that's our provincial park
There's also Whippet Harbour, or Butter Pot
Or maybe I'll just hit the pub I'm feeling a shot
Well you can sail on Quidi Vidi, or at Joe Batt's Arm
There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (MOOO!), so full of charm
Get down in Kilbride, have a party in Hate Bay
Or have some screech in and forget about the day

Woody Point to Come-By-Chance to good ol' Ferryland
Come a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's fine
So spend a on Dildo if you think you've got the time
Okay, the Drinkin'

drunkenly here*

From Woody Point to to good ol' Ferryland
take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty
So spend a night on Dildo if you think you've got the
So spend a night on Dildo if you think got the time
So spend a night on Dildo if you you've got the time
COD!

Special thanks to Fiona Younger for the of some placenames.