A Little Drunk

I might have been a little drunk
When I told your mama just what I thunk
About the way she lost her hair,
And how little was still there.

And when your daddy sent me home
For the way I kept goin on and on
About your grandma's lazy eye,
And how I thought that she was high.

I hope your brother understands
That when I said his wife was one hansome man.
Well, it's really what I thought.
I guess that eyebrow threw me off.

I didn't mean to start that fight
With your sister on her wedding night.
I should've found another way, another way to say
How she didn't look quite as fat that day.

Sometimes I get a little drunk
And get to sayin' just what I thunk.
My brain can get kinda lazy
While my mouth is runnin crazy.
What I really meant to say
Didn't seem to come out quite that way.
I ain't the smoothest talkin' man with a beer in my hand
But I do the best I can.

Don't go handin' me no big 'ole drink
Unless you're interested in what I think.
I can't control my attitude, the things I say or do.
I've got to share my inebriated point of view.