Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin'

I was lonelier than Kunta at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been awhile. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog
to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up thishitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy cut-offs and one of those Fruit
Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, night I lost myself toruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she me against her willYes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and
kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled in a tube sock.Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin'
about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, hadabout as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I on to tell her how I would wear her face
like a mask as I do my little dance. And then shetold me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on
when you're like Minnie Pearl.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her willYes a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies true. So I says, "Even this
one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammeringMickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds onSanta tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin'
the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Gotto nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even of a turn-on
when I found out she was me to buy babyformula.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on The
Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw starin' at me from
the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.So, I decided to do any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to
hold a half gallon of moo and polish theone-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing
children be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her willYes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'