Luyện nghe bài hát A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin'

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had awhile. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog
to Shakey on I-10. I had picked up thishitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit
Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself toruby red lips, white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes a lap dance is so better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her willYes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little come up to me and starts
kneadin' my balls like eggs in a tube sock.Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin'
about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, hadabout as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I on to tell her how I would wear her face
a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then shetold me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on
when you're like Minnie Pearl.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her willYes a lap dance is so much better the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this
one I have where Christ is jackhammeringMickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheese log with almonds onSanta Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin'
the beef bus in tuna if you know what I mean. Gotto nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
I found out she was doin' me to buy babyformula.
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's a thrillWhen she grinds me against her willYes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The
Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from
the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not how difficult it is to
hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing
could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'Well I find it's quite a thrillWhen she grinds me against her willYes a lap dance is so much when the stripper is cryin'