A Gorey Demise

Alright, everybody, sit down, quiet down, listen up. I have brought you all here today to recite the annual obituaries.
Like, every year we'll start with A and we'll end with Z.
Alright, is the band ready? (Ready!)
Alright, hit it Boiles.
And a one, and a two

A is for Amber who drowned in the pool
B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls
C is for Curt with disease in the brain
D is for Daniel derailed on a train
E is for Eric who was buried alive
F is for Frank who was stabbed through the eye
G is for Greg who died in the womb
And H is for Heather who was sealed in a tomb

One by one we bite the dust
We kick the bucket, begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You'll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

I is for Isaac who lost his front brakes
J is for Johnny who was bitten by snakes
K is for Kimmy who was shot in the head
L is for Larry who bled and bled
M's for Marie who burned to a crisp
N is for Nick who was pummeled by fists
O is for Olive who lived life too fast
P is for Pat who swallowed some glass

Lala lala lala lala la la la
Lala lala lala lala la la la
Lala lala lala lala la la la
Lala lala lala lala la la la

Alright lads, altogether now!

One by one we bite the dust
We kick the bucket, begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You'll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

Q is for Quentin who took the wrong trail
R is for Reyna who rotted in jail
S is for Steve who was shot with a bow
T is for Tori who froze in the snow
U is for Urich who was trampled by hooves
V is for Vanessa who fell off a roof
W is for Willow who was hit by a car
X is for Xavier who sunk in the tar
Y is for Yessy who fell from a plane
And Z is for Zach who simply went insane
Ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha