99 Bottles

I lie and I'm a cheat
And I over-drink, I tend to overeat
And I'm just living for the weekend
But I can't die for this week to end
Is that a plane flying overhead?
Wouldn't mind being high and getting head
'Cause I'm overworked and underpaid
I'm under-fucked and under-laid

There's 99 bottles on my floor
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
Tell my mother not to love me anymore

You hear of beggars and choosers
Well don't look at me 'cause I'm a fucking loser
And I continue to be
I do what I do best
I'll show you how to lose

There's 99 bottles on my floor
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
Tell my mother not to love me anymore

There's 99 bottles on my floor
And I wouldn't mind adding some more
Leave me alone I've had a long day at court
Tell my mother not to love me anymore