Chillin' at the Chillin' at the studio, 85 an hour So hurry up and a beat Mike, come on
I'm J, but my homies call me shithead But that's my homies, to you I'm J, bitch I put my boys on a track though they suck "Yo dawg, I'm Dave, I give a fuck" I did a deal, I signed a contract Technically for I can only rap But fuck that, with I'ma still spit Even I got a cold and I sound like shit What the was that? Fuck it, leave it in, that shit was
You heard this beat 80 and I'ma still freak it And if you notice my shit don't even Look at that, I ain't even got a rap and it's phat My shit went gold, I got fat And you're still flyering parking You might say my are up too loud So turn 'em up louder and I'll piss you off Records are geniuses, get off on penises Here the chorus, but I got no hook Instead I'll fuck with the phonebook
Yeah, uh Harry please? Who is Uh, Harry, hey, this is Slim Anus down at the uh Dick Shooter a bulletin, something about uh Tou filling in his slot tonight down at the uh We got a casement of fudge, we need as packers That we can get uh, uh
My name is Madrox and I got fat balls I'm urinating in the motel halls I got a big that never fits a hat So you ain't seen me wearin' a damn green bitch I'm far rich, I got a hooptie With a in the fender and in the back too I got a broken taillight and I'll you, bitch Get outta my way, we got luv Phat props to the Tom Dub
It's the M O N O and I can't even the rest It takes too long and I need a fuckin' I can't hear, my right mad wack So shut the up and listen or get an ass kicking I slap hoes and call bitches to their face And scream, "Now fuck off bitch, in the place" So back up, and check nuts 'Cuz my dear, I don't give a fuck
Yo, Mo Styles in dis peace, what's up son? Yeah, up son I'm lookin' for this deal, you what I'm sayin' I got raps to bust for ready for Mo Styles? I'm about to kick flow
You ready for shit or what? Who is life son I'm Mo I'm straight from the I got all my peoples on We hard (Bring it, it, bring it)
My name's 2 and sometimes Shaggy Sometimes Shaggs and some Gweedy I get mad stupid, I mad ill Locked down on all 5, it, I do this still Stretch my back like a sling shot I 'em in your mouth my hips like Elvis, wiggling my pelvis Last kid that stepped, I applied the clutch And stretched his back like a muthafuckin' jump (Uh, uh, uh)
I'm Violent J back to make you more I let my nutsack drag on the tile I kick free styles for miles, my comes in piles I worked on Belle I picked up deer and now I spit raps I snap neck 'cuz my free styles are fresh