I got up at past four Forty-four robbers my door and maybe more What the hell want me for? Stubbly faces and grins no way I'm lettin' them in
No way, you come in Forty-four stinkin' of gin Uh huh, I ain't you in hit you with a rolling pin So small can't a fly
Get in my way and I'll as hell try Kick butt down the block wait yellin' for the cops
Fifty and fifty thieves at the drive-in on my street Shit, my shoulder there's Popeye and Bluto nasty can I remember my judo? It's like this going out alone So damn scared might never leave
No way, you can't in Forty-four robbers of gin Uh huh, I ain't you in I'll hit you with a pin So can't hurt a fly
Get in my way and I'll sure as try Kick your butt the block Can't yellin' for the cops
I've got my freedom, got my pride All means nothin' with the men and preening and strutting their stuff Blocking my way out, had Give me justice, it over now Gotta get a gun or maybe leave town, see ya
Sly Stallone and Al Are me grief on the telephone All I want is a Swiss cheese When at the deli stands big Hey Jean-Claude, aside That mine, I'm taking that ride
When I go out to get the paper my man to think someone might rape her I'm having a beer on my own mean Hulk Hogan can take me home
Got my mace but my loud-as-fuck So ineffective I just the Epistles For help to come, someday Until I'll stay in my room