I got up at past four Forty-four robbers around my Forty-four and maybe the hell they want me for? Stubbly and gap-tooth grins no way I'm lettin' them in
No way, you can't in Forty-four robbers of gin Uh huh, I ain't you in hit you with a rolling pin So small can't a fly
Get in my way and I'll sure as try Kick your down the block wait yellin' for the cops
Fifty dealers and fifty Starring at the drive-in on my Shit, over my shoulder there's and Bluto nasty can I remember my judo? It's always like going out alone So damn scared might never leave
No way, you can't in Forty-four stinkin' of gin Uh huh, I lettin' you in I'll hit you with a pin So small hurt a fly
Get in my way and I'll sure as try Kick your down the block Can't yellin' for the cops
got my freedom, I've got my pride All means nothin' with the men Puffing and preening and their stuff my way out, had enough Give me justice, hand it now Gotta get a gun or just leave town, see ya
Sly and Al Capone Are me grief on the telephone All I want is a cheese sarnie When at the deli stands big Hey Jean-Claude, move taxi's mine, I'm taking that ride
When I go out to get the paper What's my man to think someone might her I'm just having a on my own Don't mean Hulk Hogan can take me
Got my mace but my loud-as-fuck So ineffective I pray the Epistles For help to come, sooner Until I'll stay in my room