I got up at half past Forty-four around my door Forty-four and maybe What the hell they want me Stubbly and gap-tooth grins Ain't no way I'm lettin' in
No way, you can't in robbers stinkin' of gin Uh huh, I lettin' you in I'll hit you a rolling pin So small can't a fly
Get in my way and I'll sure as try Kick your butt down the Can't yellin' for the cops
Fifty dealers and thieves at the drive-in on my street Shit, my shoulder there's Popeye and Bluto Looking nasty can I my judo? always like this going out alone So scared might never leave home
No way, you come in Forty-four robbers of gin Uh huh, I ain't you in I'll hit you with a pin So can't hurt a fly
Get in my way and sure as hell try your butt down the block Can't wait yellin' for the
I've got my freedom, I've got my All means nothin' the men outside Puffing and preening and strutting stuff my way out, had enough Give me justice, it over now Gotta get a gun or just leave town, see ya
Sly and Al Capone Are giving me grief on the All I want is a cheese sarnie When at the deli big Arnie Hey Jean-Claude, move taxi's mine, I'm taking that ride
When I go out to get the paper What's my man to think someone might her I'm just having a on my own Don't mean Hulk Hogan can take me
Got my mace but my loud-as-fuck So I just pray the Epistles For help to come, someday then I'll stay in my room