(you light up cigarette, pour the wine, its 4 in the morning and its starting to get light, now im right where i wanna be, track of time, but i that is was still last night...)
Ok, look i was wide awake, up, i had my back to the headboard i was a little cigarette to relax myself my head felt dead sore, i was in embassy, up blue alize, energised off red bull, i was watching this choong ting, she said hi her names tiffany bethnal green, hi im ash from kensal green, actually kensal rise to be precise she looked me up and down and said "your see nike are well cool" she introduced me to her dawn, i introduced her to my shawn my game was on point a pencil then we to then talk, and she was tellin me, she w....
shit... hold on what was she tellin me noo... how can i not recollect aawh i musta been my mind i swear, i was Smashed! nah man... what she me? nah, nah man....
OH ok now i remember, she was me she was going to bristol to go to uni in september, all i remember was not caring, staring, at her exposed cleavage and of getting her back to the yard and taking off what she was wearing.. 22s one yout start Then one of dem youts bottled him... kicked him up on the floor after that... Yeh the just aired him locked it Girls grabbed coats Phoned them we got outside Asked them what darin' This is the 207... followed them back to n'...
I was "kool but oioi 'cause man... Ya drive man... I'm fuck... Was all like... Must of dropped me off Gone to his yard I was lipsin my ones in her yard like... Took off the La Put on a conny and beat it...
And then I started Would you it started dreamin Thinkin Rave was so tough And dis right here is so buff! But her is frass! Haha... a sexy broke slut And then I Hold upp This ain't bed... I woke up! And I thought Oh fuck! Arrghh Ashley so fucked! If you go home try sneak in the bed I swear your wife is go nuts You WASTEMAN! on last night why was you so drunk! It's got to 4 in the morning n' it's startin to get outside you donut! I was soo hungover then I sat up n now I got bitch on my shoulder I don't even smoke, grabbed a ciggerette slapped myself in the face got I'm wait 5 minutes my clothes up Dress myself then phone up my nd say "Yo blud I beg u come get me I need to go blud"
Wat do u mann... don't take the the piss blud Arghh for fu... Blud you my whipp mann... Aiight fuck it... You know what meet me in the ends jump in a cab or somethin... HUH! Is this girl girls are madd I swear... WAH! Get out of man! Oi... Oi um... I'm gone boss... Yeah Yeah I a cab innit... Kensal 40! Are you mad!