Now baby, I'm doing fine since you me And my friends seem to think I a lot more time But as far as I'm concerned, all the money I earn Is going to that little out in Caroline
Well, she I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard Yeah, she said that I had too love for you And for a five dollar cover she'd be my long distance lover And as long as I pay never say we're through
Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a abuser got an 800 dollar credit line, oh baby don't wanna make it less, oh fine And I've got you to thank baby, the money in the bank right out here Is to that little girl out in Caroline
Well, she said her phone name was Madonna And she said that she was just a virgin, too I said, "I don't care about your old virginity boost my masculinity And tell me your love is ever true"
Well, I'm a user, I'm a telephone abuser I've got an 800 credit line, oh baby don't wanna make it less, oh fine And I've got you to thank baby, that the in the bank right out here Is going to that little out in Caroline
Baby, I'm doing fine you left me And I'm glad that you up and let me be Yeah, and you can tell your mother, that I found another And I call even if you were toll free
Well, I'm a user, I'm a telephone abuser Well, I've got an 800 credit line, oh yeah And I've got you to baby, that the money in the bank right out here Is going to that little out in Caroline Is going to that girl out in Caroline